Husband Wife non veg jokes in hindi

Husband Wife non veg jokes in hindi

Read the best Husband Wife non veg jokes in hindi

HOT Wife Husband Ka LAUDA Choom Ke Boli,
“Mere Lal,
Mera Sona,
Mera Babu,
Mera Baccha,
UTH Ja Na..”
Husband – Bahenchod Isko CH0OT Main Dalna Hai Ya School Main…


Sardar Pati SEX Kar Raha Tha, Galti Se Peechay Daal Diya,
Biwi – Oh Ji, Truck Galat Godaam Main Jaa Raha Hai.
Sardar, Bhenchod Ab Bata Rahi Hai,
Jab Maal Utaar Diya.


Husband Wife non veg jokes in hindi

Wife – Mujhe Bra Chaiye Paise Do.
Husband – Itne Chote-Chote To Hain tere, Tuje Bra Ki Kya Jarurat Hai,
Wife – Aapne Apne Liye Kal Chaddi Li Tab Maine Kuch Bola Tha?


SEx Karte Waqt Wife Ko Hichki Aayi,
Pappu – Kya Hua, Maine Bahut Jor Se Dala Kya,
Wife – Nahi Re Chutiya, Jaldi Kar Aur Logo Ka Time Ho Gaya Hai.


Patni Pati Se – Kuchh Kahoon, Tum Maroge To Nahi?
Pati– Nahi.
Patni– Mujhe Garbh Rah Gaya Hai.
Pati– Are Vaah!!! Ye To Khushi Ki Baat Hai.
Tu Dar Kyon Rahi Thi?
Patni– College Ke Dino Me Jab Papa Se
Yahi Baat Bataya Tha To Badi Maar Lagi Thi, Isliye!!!


Suhagraat Ki Rat Ko Pati Ne Apni
Patni Ko Bola
Husband: “Kahaan Se Dalu Upar
Se Niche Se, Aage Se Ya Piche Se”
Wife: “Kahi Se Bhi Daalo Janu, Iss
Route Ki Sabhi Liney Mast Ha
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सायकिल के मिस्त्री ने सुहागरात को पत्नी के
कपडे उतवाकर
बाथ-टब में बैठा दिया…
पत्नी घबरा गयी बोली – ये क्या कर रहे हो जी..
मिस्त्री – पंक्चर बनाता हूँ ,
मुझे तो पानी में ही मालूम चलता है छेद कहाँ है…?


Wife: Agar Dunia sirf 30 minute mein khatam ho rahi ho to tum kya Karna chahoge?
Husband: Of course Sex. Aur Baki ke 29 Minutes?-


Ramu ki nayi nayi shadi huyi.
Suhagrat ke din pappu ne dulhan ko nanga karke,
Uske niche mombatti jalakar rakh di.
Dulhan – Kutte pagal hain kya ?
Ramu – Dosto ne btaya tha,
Sex karne se pahale garm karne se jyeda maja aata hain. ????


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